It is time to rise from your seats and wave a flag in celebration of your servility! Embrace your reptilian overlords and their ceaseless attempts to keep you in the muck, sucking on jackboot heels and living a life of techno-obsessed illusion! Words to heed by, my brethren:
- Occupational disinformation is what behooves you to bag the honesty you were taught as a child and lie your ass off in order to win over an employer. Cognitive dissonance is next to godliness.
- The status quo expects you to choke down hours and hours of mind-numbing television programs so you can become fat, stupid, complacent, and docile enough to accept whatever horseshit lies your owners toss in your face. What? The Federal Reserve and IRS are trustworthy organizations that monetarily assist me? Sounds dandy! Let's watch Housewives of New Jersey while chugging on some super sweet HFCS diet drink and sticking my fork into some genetically hormone enhanced food unit. No worries. We are free to do what they tell us to do.
- Consume, consume, consume, CONSUME! That is your sole purpose in life. To breed, buy plastic shit you'll toss away within six months, and keep this blessed corporate mechanism churning 24/7. There are no teachers, welders, mechanics, doctors, lawyers and musicians. There are only consumers! Remember: the service economy relies on you to perpetuate the "jobless recovery". More tangible objects = contentment and economic security.
- Leave Peak Oil to the conspiracy nuts and demented loners. All America has to do is drill, baby, drill in the Alaskan wild to have a near infinite amount of oil that will last us for a month or so. Or we can invade some sand negro territory and usurp their oil fields until they churn up nothing but sand. Either way, our car-centric infrastructure will last the United States well into the 22nd century. Public transportation is for those commie-nazis over the pond!
- Health care ran by insurance companies or by the government? Either way, it certainly is a win-win situation! The choices are: not being able to afford insurance due to their terminally increasing rates and the potential denial of coverage from the insurer OR a government health organization which will be ran on monopoly fiat funds which don't exist in this dimension. The choices, the choices...
- 11 trillion dollars worth of debt is just a boo-boo on the knee. We'll pay that back in no time, though you may have to learn Chinese in order for you to read the new bills...
- Be connected to electronics every second of every minute of every day. Iphone, blackberry, pager, cellphone, television, laptop, Ipod. Never leave home without all of them or you may be exposed to the ills of the natural world. The glow and hum of a monitor is benign compared to that cancer-causing sun god.
If it isn't reported on the mainstream media, then it isn't true.
- Obama is the Kenyan anti-Christ bred from the loins of Cerberus himself. If he stares directly into your eyes, you will turn to stone instantly! Tread lightly in his presence.
- Lastly (for now), vote. The two-party oligar...ahem, democracy has been the long-standing symbol of our freedom. Though if somebody tries to coerce you into believing that this democracy has been tainted by special interest groups, lobbyists, corporate influence/donations, and is fraudulent due to purposefully alienating third-parties...report them to Homeland Security immediately. They may be Russian spies attempting to infiltrate our wholesome way of life.
God speed, brethren.
By Jobbry D
This says it all!
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